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THE CHIVE commented on the post UX of Social Media Sites by Will Evans 9:57AM EDT
"We don't recall that cartoon, Kathryn Esplin-Oleski, but we do recall the old line that "A camel is a HORSE designed by committee," which is widely attributed to VOGUE magazine. We're . . ." more
"We don't recall that cartoon, Kathryn Esplin-Oleski, but we do recall the old line that "A camel is a HORSE designed by committee," which is widely attributed to VOGUE magazine. We're . . ." more
THE CHIVE commented on the post UX of Social Media Sites by Will Evans 9:48AM EDT
"Ah, nevermind. We found it quite by accident. Of COURSE it would be under the "explore" tab, that makes PERFECT sense. Because "Explore" isn't at all a verb that means "go . . ." more
"Ah, nevermind. We found it quite by accident. Of COURSE it would be under the "explore" tab, that makes PERFECT sense. Because "Explore" isn't at all a verb that means "go . . ." more
THE CHIVE commented on the post UX of Social Media Sites by Will Evans 9:45AM EDT
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"Uh...now that you mention it, how the fuck do you publish articles now? We've just spent the minutes between our last comment and this one looking for the PUBLISH button, but there appears to be . . ." more
THE CHIVE commented on the post UX of Social Media Sites by Will Evans 9:41AM EDT
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" The LOGO must ALWAYS go to the home page. This is not negotiable. Fuck. Ing. A. We just noticed that little doozer this morning, that clicking The Gather does Squat Nothing. That's mind-bogglingly . . ." more
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Sue *,
Jul 22, 2008, 9:42AM EDT
Just wanted to say I truly enjoyed your comments on the Sheeple article.
Miss Havisham ,
Jul 2, 2008, 6:36AM EDT
Dear Chive-
Thank you for the friend invite. I am honored.
I love you too.
Thank you for the friend invite. I am honored.
I love you too.
Melinda W,
Jul 1, 2008, 1:03PM EDT
If I had enough linkage knowhow....I found mccain's daughter's website yesterday...yes yes, she has a blog.
Sylvia D.,
Jun 15, 2008, 11:10PM EDT
Enjoyed your article. Nice twist.
~Sia~
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Ann M. (ImageReader),
Jun 12, 2008, 10:47AM EDT
You've taken WAY more vacation time than y'all deserve (even if you did just invent a new genre of political satire). Back to work, Chive. We miss you.
By the way-- when, where, and exactly how did you trademark "The God"?
By the way-- when, where, and exactly how did you trademark "The God"?
Liz Rice-Sosne,
May 30, 2008, 10:06PM EDT
Jesus, your "about you is divine." Well, I NEVER get bored!
THE CHIVE - Like The Onion, But Smaller,
May 30, 2008, 5:32PM EDT
You're not allowed to use the Royal We, Melinda, only we can do that. Oui?
Melinda W,
May 30, 2008, 4:56PM EDT
our admiration increases exponentially every time I stumble into an article with you guys...
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May 29, 2008, 12:52PM EDT
HOLLAHBACK, SADIE BABY!
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